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Shock Absorbers

A pair of ladyz boobs :)
" Nice set of Shock Absorbers"
by Brad Nye September 28, 2008
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HAWK SHOCKER

The Hawk Shocker is similar to the regular shocker, but instead of two in the pink and one in the stink it equates to one in the pink and three in the stink.
Tom: Hey Zach what's up dude? Did you hook up with that Laura chick after the party?

Zach: I sure did!!! I took her home and gave her the ole HAWK SHOCKER and now she won't stop calling me!
by JIMMY TOM March 21, 2009
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Photo-shock

The act of editing or cropping a picture to make one's self appear more attractive than they actually are
Her profile picture was a pretty cute close-up of her face. The full body shot however told a much different story. She was a total fatty. I got photo-shocked.
by TheyCallMeTheGambler January 23, 2009
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shocker

Two in the please us one in the Oh Jesus.
My friend is dating a stripper and I told him he needs to give her the shocker, you know two in the please us and one in the Oh Jesus.
by DREP November 24, 2006
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Shocked

A person who brings Surprised, and Astonished reactions from others through acts of perverted homo-sexuality.
Shocked; Paladin on Dethecus.
by Rectus April 29, 2009
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Shock

Basically another word for rock, meaing to wear, refering to an item of clothing.
Where you get them shoes at, you make them man?

I got these at goodwill, these from 88', I'm so dope I can shock anything.
by Jizzo Fortanel July 20, 2009
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shock absorber

A shock absorber is a guy that you take around with you to meet girls. The shock absorber's primary job is to entertain the ugly girls that are friends with hot girls, thus 'absorbing' the 'shock' of the situation as you now have a cockblock-free chance to hit on the hot girls. The shock absorber usually already is in a serious relationship or is gay.......or both.
"Hey Steve Watson, wanna be my shock absorber this summer?"

"So, this girl in a wheelchair came up to me. But luckily my shock absorber, Steve Watson, took care of her."

"Who wants a moustache ride?..No not you, ugly girl. You can have one from my shock absorber, Steve Watson"
by John Lyman July 16, 2004
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