Smurfing

When you're staring to your mobile phone and the light makes your face blue.

Everyone is at the table to share a meal, and instead y'all are 'Smurfing'!!

by Miss Tuckaaaaa May 23, 2016

Smurf hat

After you busted your nut and your load didn't shoot so it just sits on your penis tip like a smurf hat

Bro: "dude I just got done jacking off but I only managed a smurf hat"
Bro 2: "dang man. Maybe you should watch some better porn"

by Basicmalewithphone August 21, 2016

smurfette effect

Stereotypical situation when a new girl joins a group, class, etc. And most guys in the group immediately tries to impress her, hit on her, get to know her, etc.

Taken from the comic The Smurfs where Smurfette moves to the male dominant city of the smurfs and all the smurfs there immediately tries to be with her.

- There was this new girl in class and every guy wanted to be with her!

- Oh, the smurfette effect!

by mr.nyman November 26, 2016

smurftpus

Woman's blue balls

She didn't cum and got smurftpus

by Smurftpus maker January 9, 2017

Smurfanite

A short use of terminology for a queef or a bad hairstyle

Damn! Remember when she smurfanite in an exam

by flash202 January 26, 2017

Smurfed

You got wreck or destroyed in a game (usually associated with multiplayer) and lower their reputation to a smurfs height.

Faggot COD Noob: " Man you see that guy he got destroyed"
Mate of the noob: " Yeah he got smurfed"

by MajorPHAT April 20, 2017

smurf onion

What you define tiny balls group close together that seem to have never been washed in years

Guy 1: yo you heard tyrone
Guy 2: That guy isn't tough, he got a smurf onion!

by bambo15 April 22, 2017