five mile smile

A method used by London gangsters to scar up their victims. A cut is made at the edge of both sides of the mouth then the victim is kicked in the groin very hard. As he screams the flesh on both cheeks are ripped apart leaving terrible scaring.

I wish some would give George W Bush a five mile smile.

by Black Flag February 10, 2004

SCILF

Senate Candidate I'd Like to Fuck

Christine O'Donnell is that SCILF I'd love to fuck in the worst way. And I've got the warlock wand for her backdoor coven, that sexy witch.

by BigToolTime October 6, 2010

you make me geek smile

A way to tell someone that you like them and dunno how to tell them

Chris: Lizzie you make me geek smile

by Chrissss April 10, 2008

facebook chat smiley war

when you and a friend on facebook are facebook chatting and you keep sending more and better smileys to each other trying to outdo each other. popular with younger fb members.

1: :P
2: :)
1: :D
2: 8|
1: 8)
2: how do we get sucked into these facebook chat smiley wars?

by picklessuckbad June 24, 2010

silf

Smurf I'd like to fuck.

"Hey Partel, see that fit smurf over there?"
"oh yeah that's a real silf"

by smurfdoctor May 28, 2009

SMIFF

SMART MOUTH IDIOT FLIP FLOP.

It's when a person who is an idiot starts running their smart mouth while looking like a damn fool wearing flip flops.

"Look at that SMIFF over there talking about garbage he don't know about"

"He is the biggest SMIFF I know"

by h3rt@ November 24, 2011

smiley

The mark left on a person's body after being assaulted with a padlock in a sock.

Dude, I gave that bitch hella smileys.

by diacetylmorphine July 15, 2008