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tour skid

(at concerts) someone who relies on the kindness of others to pay for their ticket, beer, or whatever you will give "Hey man can I hit that?" "Dude can you spare some floorspace"

Watch out, they may attempt to drain you- will take or ask for anything in sight...may even order PPV on your dime if left unsupervised. (you don't wanna know what happens next)
1. If you go to the port-a-john by yourself, watch out for tour skids like Zippy.
by e i e i o June 15, 2007
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Fing Skid

It's supposed to be someone with emotional problems; someone who doesn't fit into society.

Most idiots use the name towards people they don't like, therefore, incorrectly.
"That's Fing Skid, he never talks to anyone, seems like he's always depressed. His real name is Ben"

Incorrectly used:

"Yo, Fing Skid, fuck off!"
by Caydance June 20, 2009
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Burm Skid

A burm with undergarments soiled through neglect.
Johnathon Mooney is a Burm Skid.
by daveanddave October 7, 2011
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tallahassee skid mark

Ehrich Gee.
"One time Ehrich Gee farted and there was a wet spot on his pants.... we then proceeded to call him The Tallahassee Skid Mark"
by BigPoopieMuncher February 1, 2018
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RaspberryPi Skid

Some gayass nerd that decides to skid every script in existance. He even skidded walkspeed script. He is well known
for skidding someones penis so he could normally jerk off with a normal size.

A: Hey! Wheres my penis!!!
B: Well dont ask me.. ask RaspberryPi. He even skidded my mom since he never had one. i cri :(
RaspberryPi Skid is big gayass nerd fucker.
by SirixDied July 31, 2019
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Chocolate skid mark

When your asscrack itches for any number of reasons, and you have to itch it through your pants, thus leaving a small shitstain on your underwear.
“Man, my ass was itchin this morning from last night’s Mexican food. Left a chocolate skid mark because i was in a meeting and couldn’t hit the bathroom!”
by ShrinkDoc August 22, 2019
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dumb shids

people who make articles about their crushes
i was voting what articles to add to urban dictionary, i found like 500 dumb shids in under half an a-press
by hsafudgysjudyf June 15, 2020
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