jack shack

Usually specific to soldiers, or other people who are forced to live in close proximity for long periods of time without either sexual activity or privacy, a jack shack is a small shack made out of blankets, ponchos or poncho liners that is erected so that the builder can masturbate in relative peace. It is often explained away as a means to block light, or provide privacy to change, despite being erected almost exclusively around one's sleeping quarters.
syn: whackatorium

He had only been in Iraq for a week, but he had already built an intricate and comfortable jack shack.

by Barchack April 13, 2008

Shocksite

A website typically used to horrify and disturb viewers.

J:Hey go to google and type in tubgirl
A:Alright what is it supposed to be-oh god!!
J:Like that shocksite?

by Snagglebroth November 12, 2009

sheckler

tucking your erect penis between your legs and getting a BJ from behind

You have not had a BJ until you've had a sheckler.

by STJ's Finest October 25, 2010

Shacking

a term used when a member of one sex spontaneously spends the night with a member of the opposite sex in a non-platonic way, usually following a night of bar-going or after a fabulous date.

You have no preparation....no toothbrush or extra clothes. You have to wear what you wore out the night before. You should also add that you usually get dropped off in a random parking lot where you left your car, if you can remember where it is. (see term 'walk of shame')

by Vanessa * Leigh June 27, 2005

Sean Shocker

Similar to the sexual position The Jackhammer, only rotate the girl 90 degrees so that your grabbing both her feet in front and behind you, as if you were riding a carousel. The rest is pretty self explanatory.

Last nite me and my boyfriend tried the Sean Shocker, now i can't walk straight...

by Seanyyyy October 29, 2007

shit shocker

When you Take a shit and look at it and are baffolded how it crawled out your sphinkter.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
....WHEH, im glad thats over
(looking down)
What the shit is that!!!!
Is that possible???
ITS A SHIT SHOCKER!!!!!

by The Andy Man 55 March 13, 2008

Shaq-Shack

A Shaq-shack isn’t just any ordinary shack. It is a shack constructed out of wood and only big enough for two people to live in. The furniture inside of a shaq-shack is Shaq. That’s right, Shaquille O’ Neil IS the furniture in a Shaq-shack. Need a bed or couch? Call Shaq to lay down flat on the floor then simply sit/lay on top of him.

Yo camden, wanna go eat some crackers in the Shaq-shack?

by A-ness January 1, 2018