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Knowledge sharting

we're having dinner, trying to work out what to do, and he keeps knowledge sharting about the history of carrots
by Commandopiranha May 22, 2017
mugGet the Knowledge shartingmug.

riding the shart

when you shart while you're driving but there's no where to park
"i was riding the shart on my way home today"
by throwaway54321 August 17, 2021
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Shart-Knuckle

When you get fisted and shit comes out onto the hand
I once shart-knuckled a girl and her asshole exploded violently.
by acquainted fetus March 25, 2024
mugGet the Shart-Knucklemug.

Shart

When you shit and fart at the same time
Or what you say something tastes like when there aren’t any other words to describe it
Person 1: what is it called when you shit and fart at the same time
Person 2: a shart, why?
Person 1: well I guess I just sharted
by Monkey at a type writer November 13, 2022
mugGet the Shartmug.

Shart-vac

Similar to the shop vac, but used for vaccuming deershit on your patio....or cleaning up after a shart.
Hey, grab the shart-vac, we got a real mess to clean up!
by MC1986 May 7, 2021
mugGet the Shart-vacmug.

Shart

My gaping ass cheeks had a shart coming put it was wet and juicy like ed Sheeran pussy
by Akoowakooo October 2, 2022
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shart

when you think you are going to fart but a load and messy shit comes out in stead.
"oh dang I started all over my grandma, and now she is covered in wet poop and moist oder. " I love eating my fat sharts
by Kitkatthebat March 22, 2021
mugGet the shartmug.

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