Satans arsehole

the bitter end of a banana

why are you pulling that face did you just eat satans arsehole?

by the other other other guy May 31, 2022

Satan

A misspelling of the wheat protein: Seitan.

Satan's gonna getcha! A mean thing to say to those allergic to gluten.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

Satan

An Evil Spirit who rules over all Demons and wrote all of the sins in reality. He is very Evil and Cruel and is the God of most people in this World.

HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN!

by Sexy European Balls March 17, 2020

Satan Sucker

A person who is all evil, all the time. A troll. Someone who spends their lives trying to murder people by proxy. Wyoming is completely populated with them.

Wyoming breeds Satan Suckers like cattle.

by Michael V69 October 30, 2022

Satan's handy

A Satan's handy is when you smear ones hand with hand sanitising fluid or chilli paste or solvent and then masterbate furiously. It is burning like Satan is giving you a hand job.

I gave myself a Satan's handy last night.

by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021

Satan's pretzel

When one sticks their dick in their own ass.

"Holy shit, that looks like Satan's pretzel! I didn't mean for you to literally go fuck yourself."

by C0deRage October 17, 2019

Hamas is not Satan, Ben

And you're not God, Jew.

Hym "Hamas is not Satan, Ben. But YOU are, in fact, undercooked! Ha! Get it? Because of the ovens? Hey, the oven bit is catching on. I saw some guy on YouTube making an oven joke. It was something along the line of 'I had to put a 🔒 on my oven because jews kept trying to live inside it' the joke being that jews confuse ovens with houses. It was good. It's fun to make jokes."

by Hym Iam May 11, 2024