Rookie Rails

Toilet safety handlebars, often used by the elderly.

"Gertrude had to have rookie rails installed after her fall"

by Abf107 September 20, 2018

Kuruk Rail

Referring to Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, the infamous Kuruk Rail is the hardest tech in the entire game. It requires frame perfect speed.

Can also be used as a verb for missing the aforementioned tech.

"Did you see that Kuruk Rail?"
"Yeah! How do you go so fast? I always get Kuruk Railed :("

by DryWallHumper December 2, 2018

gone rail

When someone is going crazy, acting crazy or engaging in crazy behavior or life choices
Going off the rails

"Man that chick is not handling the break up well. She smashed all his stuff and keyed his car! She's gone rail!"
"That dude is having a mid-life crisis. He's getting all tatted up and partying all night. Dude's gone rail!"

by chcobra February 11, 2019

Rusty Rail

The act which normally partakes in the process of having sexual intercourse with a woman on top where she leaves a trail of feces on her partner's stomach.

She was really good in the sack but left me a Rusty Rail.

by Wr3nch82 July 1, 2019

Hand rail

A word used to describe particularly dirty or disgusting individuals; covered in dirt , like a hand rail

That girl is a real hand rail

Look at Johnny, he’s such a hand rail

by NoPoPo September 18, 2019

Suitcase Rail

Taking life as a journey, wishing to be on the station quay and always being ready to go.

Carol is looking forward to leaving, as if she had a suitcase rail.

by ImFry December 1, 2019

Faux Rail

An alternative way to consume/use the street drug methamphetamines. Much like when a user would use a glass tube heated on one end and inhale a broken down line of power (much like cocaine) through the opposite end. A user of a faux rail connects a piece of flexible semi rigid plastic tubing to the end of a glass pipe (bubble, oil burner, ect) and heats the bottom of the bubble inhaling through the tubing with the nose and exhaling through the mouth in rapid succession. The effect of which causes the user to feel an instant head rush. Many users have said they have been able to stop their addiction to taking the drug through IVs utilizing the faux rail method.

Hey why does he have that tubing with him? Bro, just watch, Hes gonna do a faux rail with it.

by Tophbutt September 7, 2020