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Rubbergate

Any predictament in which your parent or legal gaurdian has found your hidden stash of condoms, rubbers, or profolactics. Which usually does not end well.
"Did you pull a Dick Nixon and a rubbergate scandal again?"
by Scott Lee Brideau July 13, 2009
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Rubber stamp Fatigue

A form of mental exhaustion resulting from extensive, continous writing, signing, scanning. faxing, printing, converting and editing official documents. It is exhaberbated by phone calls and texting and leads to a sense of numbness, detachment, problems with even basic thought processes and a sudden onset of rage if a telephone rings.
A person with Rubber Stamp Fatigue is sitting infront of a pc, surrounded by paper documents stares at a ringing mobile phone which is displaying a number of a very important call but just stares, unmoving and doesn't pick it up.
by tracideecee May 2, 2011
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rumble blumpkin

A rumble blumpkin is the same as a blumpkin (getting a blowjob while taking a shit) except the recipient has explosive diarrhea.
I wanted to get a blumpkin from your sister after dinner, but we ate Taco Bell and it turned into rumble blumpkin instead.
by chuck-fucking-norris December 18, 2011
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Rumble in the Sack

When you engage in the art of sexual intercourse with a boy or girl that you like. It isn't a modern saying, but it's a way of explaining what you mean without actually explaining what you mean. It is ideal for classroom situations.
Holly: Oh Amber I hear you Rumble in the Sack with Kane
Amber: Yes
by llamallamagirl January 10, 2012
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nub rubber

A derogatory reference to a male which implies that he spends a lot of time masturbating his very small penis.
Guy 1: "Oops I messed up the job."

Guy 2: "Man, you are one stupid nub rubber!"
by Dingus999999 July 9, 2009
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Chub Rubber

A man who jerks off other men for money.
I heard Zach is a chub rubber.
by KrypticDeath July 14, 2010
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No suckie, no fuckie without a rubber, duckie?

Catchy father-to-son wisdom meaning to never forget to wear a raincoat or somebody is going to get wet.
I was explaining the birds and the bees to Tommy, but my pitch was outdated. So I simply stated: No suckie, no fuckie without a rubber, duckie?
by 808Rockz June 10, 2014
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