When you’re getting your salad tossed and an impossible fart slips through into an unsuspecting face.
“This girl was licking the ol’ dark side like a champion, and I let a rim wind slip right into her face.”
by mhurd57 August 30, 2020
by Thick Daddy 42 March 18, 2023
When a woman cleans your dick with her Tongue, clearing pant fluff and smeg before she takes your length.
by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020
by Braylen the virgin June 18, 2022
Having worked underground for many years, Chad was keenly aware of the need for sun light to live a healthy life. Chad tried spending more time outdoors and even shaved his head in an attempt to absorb more rays. Turns out the solution was right behind him the whole time. He decided to lay down in his front yard, completely naked, pull his knees back to his ears and aim his shit socket directly at the sun. Chad’s bung pulled in rays like a satellite dish. After only 30 seconds he had more energy than a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck. Chad’s discovery, the “solar rim job” if you will, could just be the free energy solution the world has been waiting for.
by El Conquistador July 02, 2023
by Lord Matt sir November 30, 2019