Reverse Pedophile

The opposite of a pedophile. A minor who stalks or catfishes adults, but bypasses trouble because of their age. They are on their way to being a sex offender, just wait a few more years.

Me: Can we trade brothers, I need mine out of the house.
Friend: Why?
Me: My brother is a reverse pedophile.
Friend: A what?
Me: He created a fake tindr account to get nudes of people, and he's only 11
Friend: Eww
Me: I'm going to be an adult soon please kill me

by FlametheSeraph January 31, 2019

The Reverend Horton Heat

The best Rockabilly,Psychobilly,Southern Rock band ever.

Well known from kids and douchebags from there song "Psychobilly Freakout" on Guitar Hero II.

Don:Jim Heath from The Reverend Horton Heat,I'd really like to taste him.

by ROYRULES! October 16, 2008

Masturbation Revelation

Finding out, that after masturbating, you don't really want to do some of the sexual acts that you deemed a good idea while aroused or horny.

"Dude I was totally gonna go have sex with my Ex Girlfriend yesterday. I was stoked!"

"Well what happened bro??"

"PSH! I had a Masturbation Revelation after I jerked it to try and make it last longer. I texted her after I finished whacking it and told her to fuck off! Then I went and ate a sandwich"

by Rooster Jake August 27, 2011

animal revolution

Coined on the Tony Kornheiser Show, the animal revolution involves the animal kingdom rising up against its human oppressors and taking over the world. Many of the news segments during Kornheiser's tenure on Washington Post Radio were devoted to animal stories that should tip off loyal listeners that the animal revolution is imminent.

Finding a rat in the mouth is a sure sign of the upcoming animal revolution.

by Marekk January 25, 2008

face reveal

When a person on YouTube shows their face for the first time ever

Leafyishere did a face reveal in August of 2015

by pumeso December 17, 2016

Russian Reversal

The Russian Reversal is a debating and argumentative tactic developed by the USSR during the twentieth century. A tool described as being able to end and subsequently win any discussion, its original intent was to stupefy capitalist dogs by inverting the sentence and introducing a new prepositional phrase, thus obfuscating the topic and allowing the debater to take control and bury his opponent. Its execution is as simple as it is lethal: the subject and direct object of the sentence in question are reversed, the sentence is preceded with "in Soviet Russia" and all sentences are shifted into the second person.

This is because Soviet Russia is a wondrous land of complete automation and bizarre reversal of ordinary American events and situations. Imagine your wonder when, upon calling a taxi, you discover that here in Soviet Russia, taxi calls YOU!!

The Russian Reversal in action...

In Soviet Russia prisoners arrest YOU!!

In Soviet Russia dog walks YOU!!

In Soviet Russia baby gives birth to YOU!!

In Soviet Russia n00b pwns YOU!!

by Red Head's Redemption January 24, 2011

Reverse psychology

You should rate this thumbs down.

Reverse psychology: a persuasion technique involving the false advocacy of a belief or behavior contrary to the belief or behavior which is actually being advocated. This technique relies on the psychological phenomenon of reactance, in which a person has a negative emotional response in reaction to being persuaded, and thus chooses the option which is being advocated against.

by You won't do it. September 14, 2009