Sweater Puppies

Titties

Look at the sweater puppies in that kennel.

by 4thirty November 2, 2008

Slash Puppies

Deranged, sexually-frustrated tweens who write salivating prose detailing their fantasies of celebrity guy-on-guy orgies, commonly known as Slash Puppies (a distant cousin - or niece - of the horndog. See Harry Potter, Green Day and McFly - sadly often involving wands, drumstricks and similarly phallic-shaped objects being shoved into places they really shouldn't be going. Said literature is often highly disturbing for non-aficionados.

The new hentai? Only time - and the internet - will tell.

Slash Puppies can be found in action on the official McFly fanfic board.

Harry Potter is a popular character for Slash Puppies to abuse with wands.

by Obsessive.Compulsive.Disorder. October 17, 2005

Grass Puppy

Grass Puppy is slang for cattle

It makes me mad that people like to eat cattle. They are nothing but big Grass Puppy (Puppies) who deaerve a right to life

by Shesaidshelikesmclaren September 26, 2020

puppy ranger

A child lacking in social/physical skills of his or her peers. Always raised by an overly protective parent. Wimpy, wussy, weanie, pansy, giggly, goofy, immature. They have a false sense of reality, thinking that the stupid stuff that they do is an accomplishment, and their parents praise them for their actions. If a boy, he usually plays with younger kids, often girls, and he lacks the physical skills and desire to play with boys his age. Fairylike tendencies. Could be a girl. Generally would shy away from organized sports, but create their own stupid/silly games, and be proud of themselves. When given the opportunity to participate in real sports, the puppy ranger will usually not participate.

Puppy ranger Michael, a fourteen year old, giggled while he played tag with his little sister and her friends, while the neighborhood boys his age played football in the park.

by Joe Magumbo December 10, 2008

The puppeteer

The act of two people fisting a woman in two different holes and fist bumping one another while inside her.

That chick was so freaky she actually let them pull the puppeteer on her last night.

I wonder if it hurt when she got the puppeteer?

by the brosbands July 20, 2013

puppet

to overload on blusher/bronzer type cosmetics, resulting in unattractively firey cheeks.

am i puppet?

by babygangsterridingonapig December 10, 2010

slut puppy

This is a male that sleeps around with as many women as he can. Females get enough names called for their sexual exploits, the phrase slut puppy describes the male whore.

I wonder if she knows what a slut puppy her boyfriend really is!

by Jade May 25, 2004