ghost poop

Has a few meanings, but i’ll say the most popular one first

1. When you wipe your ass and the toilet paper has little to no shit on it

2. when you shit the biggest one ever and it disappears

P1: Dude, that was a quick shit.. how come?
P2: Ghost poop, dude.
P1: nice.

P: my shit is gone?? i didn’t flush tho!

by DangitBob June 1, 2018

penis poop

The other person who made a definition for this word has something wrong with his dick.

No shit comes out my penis except piss and cum.

by black tape November 30, 2003

Poop Du Jour

It's the poop of the day.

"Excuse me... Flo?" *snicker snicker* "What is the 'Poop Du Jour?'"

"Its the poop of the day."

by Hercules Q. Rockefeller October 22, 2009

poop nugget

a nugget of poo. also a funny word to call somebody-

"HAha, u poop nugget!"

by matt July 30, 2003

poop on popcorn

When (typically after a heavy night of binge drinking) dumps a cannister full of holiday popcorn into the toilet and finds themselves tickled by the muse of pooping on popcorn. This may or may not be followed by taking a photograph of the poop on popcorn for posterity and to make your girlfriend/wife vomit on the spot.

Duncan was certainly drunk when he dumped a huge can of popcorn into the toilet and pooed on it. I always wondered what poop on popcorn would look like, and now I know.

by notpip October 13, 2005

Poop Buzz

The lingering feeling of well being that occurs after a huge dump

man that poop was good, im still have poop buzz

by Capt Poop Buzz May 25, 2009

poop noodles

After unprotected anal sex, these are the thin "noodles" of poop that come out of your urethra. They can be pissed out or squeezed out by pinching the urethra from the base of the shaft up to the tip.

Damn, Jason got poop noodles from that chick! Gross!

by poopnoodles February 22, 2010