Monday Problems

When everything goes wrong on any given day, and it feels like a Monday.

Ugh, My computer isn't loading at all no matter what I do! Must be Monday Problems!

by DragonSkittles September 17, 2018

Farce problems

When someone named Craig makes up problems.

Craig's at it again with them farce problems.

by Faunzt January 4, 2020

PC Problems

When you’re gaming with your friends online and you feel a sudden urge to masturbate

“Sorry lads, I got disconnected due to pc problems”

by MouseStew October 19, 2020

internet problems

The default excuse for why someone either leaves in the middle of or doesn't join a Zoom meeting

"How come John wasn't in class today?"
"He said he had 'internet problems,' but we all know he was just skipping."

by watermeloninja February 23, 2021

Father problems

When the father that a woman had was physically present but emotionally not available. Similar context to "daddy issues" where the father is physically absent, etc.

She didn't exactly have 'daddy issues', it was more like father problems.

If you simp for Dabi, you have daddy issues, but if you simp for Nanami, then you have father problems.

by Kai's sl*t May 15, 2021

Pussy Problems

A synonym for describing a woman's period or 'time of the month'.

"Hey Sarabellah how's your pussy problems treating you this month?"

by sleepdeprival February 4, 2022

Digestion Problems

It's just something I have; my inability to eat food

I have digestion problems.

by Jar-of-Jelly September 2, 2022