Moose Plug

An extra large tampon for huge va-ja's.

Who tried to flush this moose plug?... Bring me a plunger!

Moose plugs couldn't dam that flow!

by Hot as balls July 19, 2012

pistol plug

Perhaps the worst idea for administering drugs since 'hot railing'; a quantity of the powdered drug is placed into the barrel of a cocked air pistol and fired into the rectal cavity, resulting in destruction of the capillary rich rectal lining and consequently immediate absorption. Bioavailability: 95-99%. Also known as 'Prolapse Popping'.

'White male, early twenties, heavy bleeding from the anus, pulse is 140, speech incoherent, air pistol found in seat of pants, suspected pistol plug - ETA 8 minutes, will update on route.'

by molokosabaka October 20, 2014

Thunder plug

An extension cord or other high voltage bi-conductor/tri-conductor wire with bare/exposed wires. Known to shock people literally!

Oops, my thunder plug tripped the breaker!

by My lightbulb moments December 31, 2014

Mustard Plug

A small piece of hard (and sometimes crusty) shit that you push about before a big wave of diarrhoea.

That mustard plug was like a dam holding back a reservoir of shit, I just ruined my toilet.

by raunchycabbagebaby April 15, 2015

spark plug

A small amount of drugs (any drugs) that is passed in small paper bags out of fake mechanic shops.

I need to go to H&H Auto for a spark plug.

by oneeyelefty May 19, 2015

Pickle Plug

When you plug your butthole with a pickle so your boyfriend can eat it later

Girl #1 "hey babe I did a pickle plug!"
Boyfriend "yay let me eat it out later?"
Girl #1 "Sounds good!"

by S.Kills June 29, 2015

santa plug

A colorful, jolly gingerbread flavored anal-plug

Oh no! its the second time I got my Santa plug lodged inside of my large intestine. Merry Christmas! And a happy new hole!

by Srotal Delight March 28, 2016