Plate-feather parent

Parent who is woefully inadequate and ill-prepared for the duty of parenting for viable efficacy, and who, instead, liberally engages in the reproductive process for the sole purpose of ensuring that their progeny are made available for predatory activities, after the manner of domesticated hens and roosters...and human populations, who have historically experienced the collapse of their own societies, and now belong to another social organization, to which they have been forcibly associated, with hostile purpose.

The plate-feather parent viewed the son's emerging talent with a barely supressed anger, and so, used parental persuastion to induce the son to engage in a number of activities with the hope that the son would be brought to mortal ruin.

by ancestaera February 5, 2020

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Plattenspielerflex

Someone that posts pictures of turntables in their Instagram story

Have you seen Jan's story? He's such a Plattenspielerflexxer

by EelExplorer69 February 28, 2020

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platelist

A “platelist” is typically used in a work environment to represent a list of projects or even tasks.

Platelists are used for project planning purposes. A platelist can be thought of as a “todo list” or “backlog” of work that needs to be planned and accomplished.

We need to establish a platelist of work that needs to be completed in our department.

by DS2020 April 16, 2020

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Plate Blanket

When you cuddling with the homies and you start to get a hard-on, so you put a plate between you guys so your penis doesn't slip into your homies booty cheeks.

Yo, I pulled a plate blanket on Adam last night but my boner was too hard and it shattered the plate and my pp went inside him.

by cambonie May 4, 2020

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