by pmedic January 27, 2012
Get the Care Parade mug.n. Any needlessly festive over-hyped celebration put on for the benefit of the organizers rather than the participants. Usually arranged by a government agency or a corporation to show that they are one with the people.
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Why all the bunting and balloons on Main Street? Did we finally win a war?
No. It's another goat parade. We're honoring finger-painters that have made a difference.
Will there be cake?
No. It's another goat parade. We're honoring finger-painters that have made a difference.
Will there be cake?
by gnostic 1 October 7, 2013
Get the goat parade mug.1. Pickle Parade is an abnormally large gathering of gay males.
2. A large group of gay males that seem to meet at a location after a function or group event.
3. When a large gathering of gay males meet and overun a non-gay location such as a restaraunt or coffe shop.
2. A large group of gay males that seem to meet at a location after a function or group event.
3. When a large gathering of gay males meet and overun a non-gay location such as a restaraunt or coffe shop.
1. Dude, lets go up to starbucks and get some coffee. No way, its an effin pickle parade up there on saturday mornings.
2. We were just drinking beers at the bar and the local jazzercise class must have let out because the place was suddenly packed with a pickle parade.
2. We were just drinking beers at the bar and the local jazzercise class must have let out because the place was suddenly packed with a pickle parade.
by velvetmidget November 4, 2013
Get the pickle parade mug.the prettiest girl in the world, hands down. has a gorgeous smile and a bubbly personality happy . Is a tomboy but is still pretty girly. Wears all brand name clothes. Usually chill but has a bad characteristic of freaking out around boys, but they all think shes cool.
"Oh my gosh kiersten paradis looks so cute today!!" or "Her hair is perfect" or even "Oh god i get so hard when i look at kiersten's ass"
by MelDoll180 November 26, 2013
Get the kiersten paradis mug.A phenomenon where the subject is mathematically ensured a safe trip but is victim of some twist of fate resulting in utter raging and disappointment in the concept of math.
A:DUDE!I PICKED OUT THE BAD APPLE 3 TIMES IN A ROW!FROM A BATCH OF 100 APPLES!WTF MAN!
B: Looks like u just experienced the Jing Paradox.
B: Looks like u just experienced the Jing Paradox.
by dude24564578679 March 13, 2014
Get the jing paradox mug.When a group of families gets together and one of the kids convinces their dad to carry them, especially on the shoulder, it triggers the other kids to force their fathers to match the first dad's antics...
Kid 1: I'm tired. Carry me?
Dad 1: okay
Kids 2 through N: daddy - I'm tired...carry me!!! I said carry me like kid 1's dad! His dad obviously loves him more than you love me!
Mom 1: don't look now mom 2...it's the dad parade...
Mom 2: oh no - dad 2 hurt his back last week and was just starting to get better...
Mom 1: blame my husband - he should know better than to trigger a dad parade...
Dad 1: okay
Kids 2 through N: daddy - I'm tired...carry me!!! I said carry me like kid 1's dad! His dad obviously loves him more than you love me!
Mom 1: don't look now mom 2...it's the dad parade...
Mom 2: oh no - dad 2 hurt his back last week and was just starting to get better...
Mom 1: blame my husband - he should know better than to trigger a dad parade...
by Jbt003 June 30, 2014
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