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Parenting porn

Movies , tv and modern fiction like the film “Beautiful Boy “that depict parenting as spoiling kids rotten yet still fretting over doing the right thing for their kids . They show parents showering kids with gifts and money while still wracked with guilt when the kid does wrong .
Did you see the movie “Beautiful Boy”? The dad showers the son with everything including paying tuition room and board through everything yet he still feels guilty the kid is a druggie. It’s real parenting porn.
by Roccolocious December 27, 2020
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sirrogut parent

A bulging-bellied "father figure" dude who is filling in for a kiddo's biological daddy.
In an old "Hi and Lois" cartoon, Trixie Flagston gleefully noted ("Bee-bee! Bee-bee!") to her mama dat a local lady was visibly "expecting", then started naively babbling "Bee-bee-bee-bee" when she spied da rotund Mr. Thurston, as well --- I wonder if she was actually viewing him as a "sirrogut parent"?
by QuacksO February 22, 2025
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Coffee Parent

A parent or guardian that you have that everyone either finds funny, or loveable, and they want them to be their parent. Coffee is related because everyone likes coffee
I really love your parent! They are a coffee parent because everyone love them!
by Dwilli February 28, 2021
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born on bed while your parents did the dirty

an insult to bullies when they are making fun of you where you say that he was born on bed when his parents had sex
bullie: give me my lunch

me: you look like you were born on bed while your parents did the dirty!
by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH March 27, 2024
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Pre-parental anxiety

Pre-parental anxiety is what modern day parents worry about when deciding whether to have children or not. Its a composite of anxieties about multiple issues including about societal shifts, climate change and FOMO about regretting not having children later on but not having the option available then.
Male partner: I'm not sure if I want to have kids, there are so many people already in the world today and limited resources. Plus I like enjoying our kid-free time right now.
Female partner: I agree, but if we wait too long and then decide we want them in 10 years, it might be difficult later.
Male partner: Its pre-parental anxiety.
by Mister Crapaud January 21, 2024
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Sideline Parent

A parent who likes to tell a child what he or she should do but is not directly involved in their everyday lives or only on occasion. The "parent" only watches and observes said child from the "side" or "sideline" but are not directly involved in their everyday life or activities.
My dad always tells me what to do and judges me without even knowing the circumstance or my day-to-day life. He's a sideline parent.

My mom always assumes that im doing something wrong when she doesn't even know me or what i do everyday. What a sideline parent..
by Big Al 56 January 16, 2018
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Side with my parents

And if I had a fat cock you'd murder them for me you fucking slave.
Hym "You didn't 'side with my parents', you sided against me. If Hitler rose from the grave and sided against me you'd be walking around with a swastika tattooed to your 5-head. You're practically a bed."
by Hym Iam February 21, 2024
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