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kung fu panda

When you are fucking a fat girl in the ass doggie style wearing a Panda mask. However for this act to be done properly, she must have a bamboo stick in her mouth and you hold onto the ends like you are riding the cow she is.
I lent my friend Eric a panda mask because he was going to go all out Kung Fu Panda on some fat slut he found on Craigslist.
by Matty Matarangelo February 23, 2009
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Schlong Panda

A large, somewhat mysterious monster in the shape of a schlong or penis.
A group of scientists went to the Alps in search of the Schlong Panda.
by Mitch Stenford October 26, 2008
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Manda Panda

1. Manda Panda (noun) is a term of endearment for a girl by the name of Amanda. Manda Pandas tend to enjoy watching korean horror films on youtube, as well as full autopsies and videos of pus popping out of infections. Manda Pandas like to wear magenta bras, panties, and knee-high socks in hot weather. Manda Pandas are exceptionally good fag hags, and although they claim to want to pursue careers in pharmacy, they're really biologically designed to be madames or anti-Christs. Manda Pandas are communists.
Did you see that Manda Panda over there? She's a communist, because democracy is so 1776.
by charlesalicious August 8, 2009
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Filthy Panda

After engaging in Anal Intercourse and ejaculating, a male rubs his shitty, dripping cock across a females eyes..
I totally pulled out gave that bitch a filthy panda right in the face.
by Hunty14 January 7, 2011
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King Panda

Any chinese food resturant with fantastic wonton soup and bangin' egg rolls that can deliver worldwide at any time of the day or night.
"I need some chinese food and it is 3am!"
"Let's just call King Panda delivery!"
by BigTits101 September 14, 2009
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Post Panda Paralysis

The malaise state one experiences after engorging oneself on panda express.
No I cant get off the couch and do that, I am suffering from Post Panda Paralysis
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confused panda

when you are not understanding what is going on, or not aware of the scenario
I have no clue what is going on? I wouldn't even know where to start the project.. I am a confused panda
by meldarican June 1, 2011
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