jonathan page

a cocky nationalistic abnormally tall british man. likes to make fun of america. giggles like a girl.

"JONATHAN PAGE IS GETTING TO YOU!!!1111!!11"

by kathy le October 23, 2008

Jimmy Page

The Asian sensation that's sweeping the nation.

Jimmy Page is the number one cause of missing pants and lady boners everywhere.

by A pantsless victim February 1, 2010

paper bag princess

A female with an immaculate body, but a less than satisfactory face.

Named after popular Robert Munch character of the same name.

"this girl had a nice body, but a filthy face, so I put a paper bag on her head, and had my way with her. One might just call her a paper bag princess"

by Chodester July 16, 2003

Paper Back Flanigan

Taking a book out of someone's bookcase and preceeding to deficate (shit) between two of the pages and then placing it back on the shelf. A.K.A. "The Ultimate Bookmark."

"Jimmy Jillikers!!!" Harvey exclaimed as Otis paper back flaniganed his copy of "The Great Gatsby."

by Don Everest April 2, 2005

paper

1. Cash

2. A small amount of drugs, usually $10 worth of heroin, sold in a fold of paper. See Paper Boy.

1. I've gotta get a job so I can get some paper flowin.

2. Me and my friend blew a paper of junk.

by AfterLastCall May 11, 2006

Panera

Every common white girl in the Ocean City, Maryland area's favorite place to eat.

Hey Payton let's go to Panera!

by Mr. Sackrider May 31, 2014

The Toilet Paper Bitch

This is when someone is out of toilet paper and they are sitting on the toilet yelling for you to bring them some.

Guy 1: hey why didnt you bring me some toilet paper i was out.
Guy 2: I am not The toilet paper bitch! get it yourself

by Dakknessssss May 8, 2010