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Patriarchy

A reactionary social system in which men are responsible in both the household and society for decision making and leadership, and also responsible for the protection and wellbeing of women and children. Essentially a division of tasks assigned according to the biological hardwiring of both sexes.

Postmodernism has highlighted and demonized patriarchy’s hierarchal elementals, and made it to seem as though it is a system of oppressive dominance rather than a system of love and sacrifice. Postmodernism has erased patriarchy’s inherently good elements, such as the role it plays in ennobling men and ensuring that they have a strong sense of moral obligation.

Another benefit of patriarchy is that it is rooted in the notion that duty is the essence of manhood, and so women are treated with higher respect and are safer in the company of men than they are in egalitarian societies where they are seen as a man’s equal and men have no feeling of duty or social expectations for them to serve women or make sacrifices for them, seeing as women today are supposed to be perfectly capable of managing on their own.
“Smash the patriarchy!”

“What? You realize that it is a system created to protect you and your offspring, right?”

“...”

“Patriarchy is simply men taking the lead, making sacrifices and exercising their God-given leadership skills in the best interest of women and children.”

“...”

“When a man takes off his jacket and gives it to his woman because she’s cold, that’s patriarchy.”

“...”

“When a man works long hours to make sure his family is fed, that’s patriarchy.”

“...”

“When a man walks a woman to her door at night, that’s patriarchy.”

“Wait, so you’re telling me that patriarchy is not men using their power to oppress women, but men using their power to serve women, the way God has commanded them to?”

“See? Now you get it.”
by TheNoahWebsterOfToday February 12, 2020
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putrid sound

It was raining at wsu what to do? I KNOW lets goto putrid sound and chase gooey ducks. clam digger
by itichie_nocanpo October 28, 2006
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Patricija

Sometimes short, name given to most scorpios. Aggresive and is over protective when someone insults their favourite 2D character.
That Patricija is shorter than my baby brother.
by stroheiim March 5, 2021
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patrick schwayzed

wasted, to put it simply.
getting drunk
getting "schwayzee"
It's Saturday night, i'm about ready to get patrick schwayzed.
by cwalll May 11, 2009
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Patric Fernandes

(noun):A person who often tends to have a large penis and have a very intellectual and humorous personality. Women would be considered his occupation for they are all he does. Is a freak but have an intense romantic side. An all around great person to know.
Susie: Who's that?
Jane: Are you serious, that's Patric Fernandes! Haven't you seen what's in his pants and dangling between his knee's.
Susie: No, how big is it?
Jane: Let's just say there's a cucumber and two golf balls in his pants.
Susie: Oh my God, I definitely need to meet him.
by flakita69 December 13, 2009
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Patrick Beals

One who maintains the status of a sexbomb
See that kid? He's very Patrick Beals today.
by illegalfranchise April 14, 2010
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