polite wash

To polish, bend and/or omit the truth in order to make it more palatable to the intended audience.
Because the question is open-ended yet specific to the employee’s needs/desires, it is hard for a candidate to “polite wash” the answer so that it fits what they think you want to hear.
by Too Fat to Be an Assassin June 04, 2018
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Polite shuffle

When you and another person come up to a path (like an intersection, a doorway, or a narrow hallway) where only one person can go, and you politely tell them to “go ahead” and they say “no, no, you go ahead” and then you both wait, and then go at the same time thinking that the other person will not concede, and you repeat this at least one more time.
Two drivers pull up to opposite sides of a 4-way stop at the same time. One is turning left, the other is going straight. The person going straight signals to left turn person to “go ahead”, while at the same time, the person turning left signals to the person going straight to “go ahead”. They signal back and forth and then wait, and eventually concede at the same time. They laugh and repeat the polite shuffle at least once more.
by LogicMonkey March 22, 2024
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politely evil

Having a sweet and innocent demeanor while being a total dick
She was being so politely evil that I didnt know whether to cry or laugh.
by Mysters Mizzes July 09, 2020
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Political-Aggressive

To be Passive-Agressive about your political point, especially around people or a community that is extremely hostile to your opinion.
*shares quote about Anne Frank’s notes about people getting abducted from their homes, trying to hint about ICE raids*

Followers: Hey, you can be open about what you believe in.

Me: Can I? I’m legally not allowed to talk about my beliefs online because of my employment, and that’s why I’m being so Political-Aggressive.
by JusticeIsBlind August 10, 2019
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Politically Depressed

Principled people feel an unshakable, deep depression set in when the wrong politics is winning in their government or culture.

That person is “politically depressed”.
After xyz won the election, I’m in a haze, daze, and/or stupor. I honestly feel politically depressed. In the clinical sense of that word. He’s been in office for YEARS and I still can’t shake the deep depression that has set in.
by Sue Denim September 04, 2020
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Red Eagle Politics

A youtuber/ right wing coper who pretends to be an accurate election forecaster.
"Hey did you watch Red Eagle Politics new video, saying that the Republicans for real are going to win this time?" Brad
"Dude he's like wrong 100% of the time, why do you bother watching his videos anyways?" - Kent
"It makes for good comedy" = Brad
by Brandon Skull June 02, 2023
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Red Eagle Politics

A mixed race, far-right content creator/tweaker with fetal alcohol syndrome and hair loss. He advocates for the establishment of an ethno-state while also dreaming of having tri-racial Vietnamese babies.
Kevin: Yo did you catch that new Red Eagle Politics video.
Canyon: Nah I stopped watching blawg after I found out about his sexual fantasies and his nuking of fam servers
by 11copniggas July 09, 2024
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