Get The Plates

Phrase used when purchasing a car. Refers to telling the auto sales person that you are buying the vehicle and wish for him to go to the DMV to get the license plates.

This van is sweet, get the plates for me.

by BillG April 18, 2005

You thought you ate? Give me that plate

“You thought you ate? Gimme that plate” is the worse phrase in all of existence, saying this phrase as a male means that you aren’t a sigma male, your a bitch boy who likes dick in all of the holes on his body, saying this phrase as a female means that your a slutty human being that cannot come up with a better comeback so you say the phrase instead because your speechless.

Person 1: *Says something really cool a roast battle*

Person 2: “You thought you ate? Give me that plate!”

Person 3: “Wow, their that speechless that they say that bullshit instead of anything else?!”

Person 4: “Yeah I agree, they are totally a fag, must’ve been raised by farm animals.”

by 7_7 February 7, 2022

poon plated porkie

an object that is plated with vaginal skin.

Miles: Hey Chester, look at that airplane over there.
Prope: Yes Miles, its a poon plated porkie airplane.

by Gaydos October 19, 2003

plate-spinner

One who becomes completely absorbed in a mindless, repetitive task.

That guy is a total plate-spinner. He just washed that window 5 times.

by polly-b March 18, 2011

Paternity leard

A beard that is allowed to grow without trimming during paternity leave.

Your baby smells like shit, and so does that paternity leard.

by Goveezy March 19, 2014

tree planter

A typically Canadian derogatory term, commonly used by locals to describe the city kids that take on seasonal work planting trees for three months of the summer, who often look like they have been on the poverty line for a decade, despite having typically only been away from civilization for no more than five days, and act exactly like the preadolescents they are, especially after a six-pack of beer.

Fucking tree planter.

What are you? A fucking tree planter?

Did you see tree planters are in town?

by spicollii September 3, 2013

Plate

The act of ducttaping a small furry woodland creature to a persons bed, covering it, and waiting for the owner of the bed to climb in, ready to sleep, or commit other acts done in the bedroom.

I gave Taishi the plate.

by Richie/Rafe/Taishi August 30, 2003