Santa Pimp

n) One who purchases a hooker for the purpoes of gifting it to another
v) Buying a hooker and giving it to someone else for free
Everyone is looking for the Santa Pimp who was said to be in the area.

My friend is so chill that he Santa pimped me this hot bitch for my birthday!
by Toddthewetsprocket December 08, 2013
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Straight Pimping

1. Straight pimping is something random you say when you look at a picture you like or play a game and you do something you like.

2. Basically you can say Straight pimping to anything
1.Girl: Do you like my Dress?

Boy: Hell yea, "Straight Pimping"

2. Hey man have you seen that new "Planet of the Apes" movie?

Yeah Dude it was "Straight Pimping"
by MrUnOfficial1 August 11, 2011
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trailer pimp

Since trailer parks are the rural and suburban counterpart of the urban housing projects, a trailer pimp is a Caucasian player. A whitey version of the well known African American pimp. Not typically an actual pimp responsible for a stable of bitches, but rather a poor white guy who manages to successfully date (and regularly bang) several of his neighbor's wives and daughters for a sustained period before it all goes to shit and he has to pack up the Trans Am and bail.
Robbie says he got his milf neighbor and her daughter to each do a line of blow off of his cock, either he's bullshittin' or he's a certified trailer pimp.
by Brilliantjackass April 10, 2011
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Simp Pimp

A person who has multiple people simping over them
Jennifer always has a lot of cash because she's a Simp Pimp.
by I_tothe_J July 05, 2020
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pitty pimp

(noun.)

A word used to describe a person who wishes pitty on themselves. One who whenever they open their mouths they are saying "Pitty me! I have a horrible life!"
(random names. not real ppl)

Dylan: hay, Julie, what's going on?
Julie: I was going ot visit my sister's grave. She died form cancer three months ago. It was horrible, my mother couldn't aford it, and my father walked out when she got it.
Dylan: O_o
by Wormtail June 27, 2005
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pimp-stripes

aka pin-stripes.
They're some crazy pimp-stripes you're wearing there.
by ra November 26, 2003
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PIMP ASSISTANT

A fellow with developed skills of not being persuaded by a stripper or coniving woman for trickery or bilking money.
He smoothly played his pimp assistant on that ho. She shut the f-up and walked away. No games there bro!
by T_rump_supporter May 19, 2016
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