peaNutting

the act of lubing your dick with peanut oil, and receiving oral sex from a person with peanut allergies. their throat will close up causing immense pleasure. somewhat like a Donkey Punch

i was peaNutting with this girl last night. it was awesome. for me at least

see also donkey punch

by werbz September 7, 2014

Peanut Buttertastic

adj. having copious amounts of peanut butter to the point where milk is absolutely necessary.

Contraction of Peanut Butter and Fantastic, used primarily in modern stoner speech

Man, this sandwich is gonna be peanut buttertastic! Hand me that milk, bro.

by Skippy Jif Reeses December 16, 2008

Peanut Puppy

The Act of Putting Peanut Butter on ones Sexual Organ And Having a Pet Dog Lick It Off.

Peanut Puppy

by sicksurfer1 October 23, 2010

Peanut Melon

A Peanut Melon is formed when you take a watermelon and slather peanut butter all over it. When that is done you (the troublesome neighborhood kids) run to a neighbor's porch, drop the melon, and run. This is very entertaining when on video. Everyone has a different reaction but if they go back inside quickly retrieve the melon and run for your life to the next house.

The Applebee's appeared awkward and confused when they found a fresh Peanut Melon on their front porch.

by PeanutMelonKing November 13, 2011

peanut butter poops

the smear of poop left on the toilet paper after you have wiped repeatedly.

brittney: are you alright in there? youve been in there forever.
Tabitha: yeah ive got a bad case of peanut butter poops

by bnt07 November 22, 2011

Peanut butter cup

Peanut butter cup = fucking a constipated chick up the ass, getting your dick nice and chocolaty, putting some PB on it, then having them lick it off.

My girlfriend was a little bloated, so I helped her out with a Peanut butter cup!

by ICTimmy June 1, 2017

Peanut butter legs

Spreadable and edible

The stripper has peanut butter legs

by The dirty ric August 14, 2017