Claimed My Bong

To place one's semi to full erect penis into the mouthpiece of his bong, thereby claiming it for his personal use alone. After the claim, only the individual who performed the act may use it for its perposes. Anyone who uses the bong other than the owner is deemed nasty as hell and can never be smoked with again.

I Claimed My Bong the other night...:

(Odd Future playing in the background)
Me: Guess what, I just claimed my bong
Guest: Aww dude, wtf? That was the coolest bong ever:'(
Me: HAHA ikr.
*Guest leaves angrily

by Me. Not Your, But Me. November 22, 2011

Lay off the bong

A phrase that people use when their linked to the Mandela Effect

“So I think whoever is apart of this whole mandela stuff is usng this to make it look like were not stuck in a different universe”

Bob(works for government): Heyy lay off the bong bruh. The Mandela affect is stupid

by TashiTash November 22, 2019

Trah-bong-site

Street version of the name for a lesser-well-known suburb of Manchester; Longsight. Heavily infested with gangsters and ninjas, a 'lingo' has developed there to fox the authorities. The code may be applied to any word simply by replacing the first consonant of a word with 'Trah' and inserting 'b' before the remaining letters; in words beginning with vowels, simply prefix 'Trah-b...'

"Th'yo, th'yo, th'yo, yous'th goin' Trah-bong-site {Longsight} or Levveh {Levenshulme}??"

"Th'sweet, yo, give us th'sum of that trah-borange {orange}, th'yo"

"Ahm fuckin' trah-blingin' {blingin'} mate, fuckin' check it, th'yo"

by Markus Barkus March 20, 2005

Thong n' Bong

The use of a mechanical smoking device while being pleasured by a female (or male if thats how you roll) whose buttocks is unnecessarily exposed from wearing a thong.

"Hey baby, this party is a real dive, lets go Thong n' Bong back at your place"

by Kenneth F Powers November 7, 2011

dutch bong rip

When you suck a fart our of your partners ass

Dude I did a Dutch bong rip with my girl last night. Best orgasm I've ever had.

by Sarg9098 March 5, 2017

Fresh off the Bong

Term used when you have just finished a bong session and can't execute mental or physical task that sober people would.

Example 1;

Steve: hey, can you go to the supermarket and get me some Doritos

Emily: only if you come with me

Steve: i can't i'm Fresh off the Bong

Example2;

Son: hey mom can you help me with my essay

Mom: sorry son I just became a F.O.B

Son: you're shitting me?

by after you bitch February 14, 2012

Bing-bang-bong

To have intercourse.

“I think we’re going to bing-bang-bong tonight.”
“What the hell does that mean?”
“Check the urban dictionary.”

by currentlypullingawickedone July 6, 2021