low-key hard

When something is very bad-ass, but in a low-key manner.

Bro, that wallet is low-key hard....

by Lowkeyfrancis November 22, 2020

Making sticky keys

When you look at porn for so long that all the keys are sticky to the touch.

"My palms keep getting stuck to the spacebar. Chuck must have been making sticky keys last night."

by Rudolf Hailey September 10, 2011

Mr. Spare Key

A nickname for Wolverhampton Wanderers winger Adama Traoré. The meaning of the nickname is that he has a spare key to your home, which he uses to enter said home and fuck your wife while you’re not around.

Man: Honey, I just checked the security cameras… who is that in our driveway?

Wife: What are you talking about?

Man: *notices SPRKEY license plate*
Oh god *chokes back vomit* not Mr. Spare Key

by 99 Oreos January 10, 2022

tickle my keys

Playing piano with swag

Can u tickle my keys?!

by Alez2003 December 7, 2017

Pause break key

Its a key on your keyboard that does something

human 1: Have you used pause break key on your keyboard?

human 2: no

by bro stop existing April 20, 2021

dusty pirate key

Same as a pirate key, just add cocaine to fingers or bootyhole.

Damn homegirl that gave me that dusty pirate key left a nail in my butt that im just feeling now....cus the coke wore off and is no longer numb...

by Lolo2dafloyo July 15, 2019

any key now

Imaginary key on a typical PC keyboard programs often ask you to click.

"Imaging complete press any key now"

"To continue press any key now"

by Bear$4it$ October 4, 2016