October 19

Is eat ass day so be careful you slut anyone can eat ass with out permission

Aah girl let me eat you ass up because it be October 19th

by 11223344A$$ October 16, 2019

october 7th

October 7th is National slap ass day. Everytime you slap one’s ass you get 10 points. Who ever got the most points at the end of the day wins. Who ever don’t, loses.

Hey, Have you heard of October 7th’s Slap ass day?

by The G.O.D_E.S.S October 5, 2019

October 29

National “Lose Your Virginity” Day
So go getum champ

Me: Bruh, do you even know the occasion?
Her: What
Me: Look at Urban Dictionary under “October 29”
Her: I’m down

by I will abduct October 28, 2019

October 29 national tortilla day

National tortilla day! Bring a tortilla and throw it at people and friends!

Oh. It’s national tortilla day! I can throw tortillas at people time to yeet that bitch on someone’s face _kailey October 29 national tortilla day

by Kxileyalexis November 1, 2019

Octoberfestation

Overabundance of all things autumn starting in October - retail shops offering everything Halloween and Octoberfest related, restaurants selling everything with pumpkin flavor - desserts, liquor, cocktails, etc.

The house had been adorned with Octoberfestation, including a corn cob wreath, pumpkins, and scarecrows.

by CinderellieInAz October 14, 2013

October 1rst

The first day of the month of October. Where all the spooky things begin and people start decorating their houses for halloween.

Also my mf birthday so yay me :)

You: Hey it’s October 1rst
Me: yeah I know right!
You: yeah! It’s time to decorate our houses for Halloween!
Me: yeah, and..?
You: and what
Me: AND ITS MY BIRTHDAY
You: oh, okay

by Ditzy Lizzy August 2, 2019

October 17th

The one day a year where you can be gay without actually being gay

Damn Daniel that ass lookin nice

Uh that’s kinda gay

It’s ok its October 17th

by octipusboy October 15, 2019