Power Muff

A tremendously unkempt bush covering a woman's genitalia. Much like the biblical figure Samson, the power muff derives its strength from from its length, fullness and overall unruly presentation. It may rise up toward the naval (upper Puff), down the buttocks (Powder Room Muff), but the most powerful of these muffs covers both of these areas much like that of a gorilla's fur. A contrast to the popular pubic dressing of a Brazilian wax, it is ironically revered and eroticized by many in the modern world (see Hipster).

Dude, I love to watch my junk disappear in her power muff when we're dry humping.

by Bebebox January 8, 2012

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70's earth momma muff

when a girls twat is soooooo hairy she looks like she stepped out of a porno from the 70's.

GOOD GOD WOMAN DONT YOU TRIM DAT BUSH OF YOURS!?!
No, I'm a 70's earth momma and this is my muff.

by tony January 24, 2004

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bum muff

the muff which surround the anal regions of the anus

"yo man that ho had so much bum muff i had to brush my teef for hours bruv"

"yo mama is just a walkin pile of bum muff. End of biatch!"

by mcfierce September 1, 2008

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yeti muff

When a woman's pubic hair is so bushy and wiry it resembles that of a Yeti.

The density of her yeti muff left me with short term PTSD, and one mild abrasion.

by DirtWorshiper November 13, 2019

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Grease Muff

When someone (usually a man) with regularly sick flow is suffering from a combination a puffy bed-head hair and greasy hair. Can only be remedied by water and shampoo.

Todd: Dude, nice grease muff

Jim: Yeah, haven't showered yet today

Todd: That's dirty...

by SickFloJoe December 7, 2009

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