mormon crotch

Having a disgusting wet spot from a nocturnal emission concerning your roommates mother. Then proceeding to walk around for hours with said spot on pants and showing everyone your ejaculant....Mormon crotch.

Pete had a case of the Mormon crotch after he ejaculated in his pants while dreaming about my mother.

by Jason9410 November 20, 2007

Mormon Fistbump

A euphemism for the beating of ones wife, based on the interpretation of the book of mormon

You hear Alex gave his wife the mormon fistbump.

by Josh123456789584956821254 September 11, 2010

mormon handshake

Is when one Mormon goes out of his was to help another Mormon. The one that needs the help is the one that does the handshaking by chocking on the other cock. Long and hard.

Rich lost his job and needs money so he calls his Mormon brother for a job. After the Mormon handshake he gets the job. Usually with more pay the all the other coworkers.

by Shrek6840 November 12, 2013

Mormon porn

A video of a sexy slut seducing a Mormon boy into having premarital sex

*example of Mormon porn*
Karla took a video of herself having sex with a Mormon boy and now he’s going to hell

by Dubiks December 16, 2018

Mormon

Person who beleives strongly in god, non brainwashed. Does not have to pay any money to the church. The money is donated. Usually kind, Sweet people, mostly. not brainwashed. clean cut, live modest lives. Polygamy existed many years ago. as did catholic religions. mormons don't have to follow the guildines laid out for them. So fuck you bitches.

I hope people realize that mormons are just regular people

by Bunny May 13, 2005

mormon motorcycle gang

these are the idiots you see in white shirts,ties and queer little helmets riding mountain bikes to other mormons homes

i damn near killed and mormon motorcycle gang pulling into my driveway this afternoon

by lil connor the anchor October 30, 2006

Mormon

A person. Not necessarily kind, horrible, white, conservative, liberal, crazy, sane, whatever. They happen to believe that the Bible is not THE only revelation God has EVER given to mankind. Mormons don't have multiple wives any more than Catholics lynch scientists in public squares. Only Mormons who are idiotic bigots display racist, sexist, or homophobic tendencies. Just like EVERYONE else. And no, they don't have horns. Get over it.

"I'm bored. Let's make up stupid things about the Mormons and post them on the internet!"

by dont_frack_with_L April 30, 2008