An adjective used to describe a person on social media or in real life who makes a fool of themselves while not realizing their mistakes until it’s too late. A person who tries to justify a claim even if it’s wrong. Particularly aims toward people named with the first name Justin.
“ Idiot boy, that’s not how you describe a heart attack. This is truly the pinnacle of a Justincompetent Moment.”
by Crystal_Abyss_ January 23, 2021
Get the Justincompetent Momentmug. That moment you reach a place and realise exactly where you are. It reflects the moment where your hippocampus (the brain structure involved in memory and navigation which stores maps of the environment you have visited before) recognises that you have been to a place before and merges two cognitive maps together (one map made when you visited in the past and the map made in the present).
I am used to go to the supermarket by taking Broadway, but yesterday I was on South street and reached the supermarket. I had a hippocampus moment! I realised South street leads to broadway!
by KindHippocampus August 15, 2017
Get the Hippocampus momentmug. a moment, when someone that was having troubles comprehending a word in NY Times game "Wordle", for example, forgetting that word "apple" exists and trying to guess "akple"
by eugenerat July 3, 2023
Get the akple momentmug. This is the moment after masturbating, you go outside to smoke a cigarette or something else without washing your hands and someone usually a friend approaches you wanting to give you a hand shake. The sticky moment is the dilemma between shaking his hand or choosing not too. A sticky moment can lead to the sticky shake.
Friend1: What's up homey? (attempts to shake hands)
Friend2: Nah dog, you almost ended up on the wrong end of a sticky moment.
Friend1: Wash your hands you bastard!
Friend2: Nah dog, you almost ended up on the wrong end of a sticky moment.
Friend1: Wash your hands you bastard!
by Chico Blacklung December 15, 2010
Get the Sticky Momentmug. Misato moment is when a female character (usually older) makes romantic/sexual advances on a younger male character. Named after Katsuragi Misato after her.... questionable behavior with shinji as when she gets custody of him she assures that "she won't try anything"(kind of a strange thing to say when you get custody of a minor) and that in end of evangelion she kisses him and tells him "That was a grown up kiss, we'll do the rest once you get back" ALSO ALSO in the documents of episode 23 of neon genesis evangelion she straight up offers him sex after he loses someone close to him (found that on tvtropes)
Person A: Have you heard of Chainsaw Man? there's this girl who tries to fuck the main protagonist! she's an adult woman and he's 16!
Person B: Misato moment
Person A: what the fuck are you talking about stop speaking in urban dictionary buzzwords you goddamn philistine
Person B: Misato moment
Person A: what the fuck are you talking about stop speaking in urban dictionary buzzwords you goddamn philistine
by Epicfortnites3xormod69420 September 5, 2022
Get the misato momentmug. A Shadowman Moment is when someone or something suddenly abandons everything and everyone without any explanation.
Edd: Wow, Jake really just disappeared like that with no trace or explanation.
Jaime: Jake really pulled a Shadowman Moment.
Jaime: Jake really pulled a Shadowman Moment.
by Drake from Statefarm February 20, 2022
Get the Shadowman Momentmug. This phrase is to be used in response to the scenario in which someone is incorrect/mis-informed on a certain subject but continues to refuse to acknowledge their mistake afterwards even when called out or undeniably disproven.
by SpaceOutlaw July 13, 2022
Get the Michael Momentmug.