Migger

Mexican who trys to act black

Travis jizzmeis

by JPshizz April 5, 2004

Mingemould

A crusty, foul-smelling layer of filth and mould that forms over a woman's minge if she forgets to, or chooses not to wash it.

Eww look at Sally's mingemould! I ain't putting my phallus in that thing!

by The Evil Biscuit of D00m June 11, 2006

mingenificent

Something quite great pertaining to a minge.

Q. How was the birth?

A. Mingenificent!

by Top Biche December 26, 2008

Minge Mange

Infected cunt mostly found in Essex

Don't go near her, she's got the minge mange.
I saw your mum down the clinic she's got the minge mange.

by Herman Hebridees March 26, 2008

miner 49-er

When she shoves a lump of coal in her vagina and you shove your fist in to find it. If you pull out a diamond, you win.

Last night we did the miner 49-er. We are selling the diamond on Craigslist.

by OfficerKlay May 23, 2016

douche miner

To mine for douches. A literal worker who wakes up, grabs a pick axe, and heads off to mine for douches. Same as a gold miner, but with douches.

Fred: I fucking hacksawed your mom's ass last night!

Joe: Well you're a douche miner!

by Razor7 June 11, 2006

Golden Minge

Slapping golden syrup on a womans vagina

Jack comes home one night to find that his girlfriend is in bed with another man. He then got very angry and punched the man on the face knocking him out. To punish his girlfriend he got the can of golden syrup from the cupboard and plastered her vagina with it. He then shouted "GOLDEN MINGE, EWWWW ITS ALL STICKY!" And she could never eat flapjacks again.

by clasicatra April 22, 2009