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Middle East

Literal hellhole that stretches from Morocco to India

Most Caucasian region of the world; most people from it don't even know what black and Asian people are
Maybe if someone would beat some sense into Caucasian men or stop enabling them, the Middle East wouldn't exist.
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Middle school sex

What happens when middle school kids are irresponsible and stupid. In reality its incredibly rare and almost no one does it, as less than 3% of all middle schoolers arent virgins.

Its also i did in 8th grade on may 28, 2024 in the woods behind my school
guy: damn did you hear (my name) had middle school sex?
other guy: wow! really? lucky him, his girlfriend is hot as fuck
by metalmeadows1 July 26, 2024
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Middle Aged White Man

Racist American, in their 30-40's who can often been found mowing the lawn, drinking Budweiser's or telling at black people.
Person 1: That Middle Aged White Man just said a slur!
Person 2: What did you except?
by God's favorite child. September 24, 2023
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middle sliders

An adjective used to describe someone who is remarkably generic looking, as if they were made in a video game character creator with all the sliders left in the middle.
Ben is so middle sliders that people often can't remember meeting him, even if they've been introduced on multiple occasions.
by Super Robo Wizard September 29, 2023
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Middle School Thot

A school thot; specifically a middle school thot. Since middle schoolers at my school are wilding, they’ll ride cock like a pony for five bucks, and are desperate for any kind of female/male/ literally every kind of attention. They don’t care. They will always post photos of their puss and say ‘Y’all wanna fuck this slutty little puss of mine’ like girl ur 13💀
Did you hear? That girl, Desiree, she fucked Kevin!

Oh? That dude who should be in 11th but got held back? That guy? Isn’t Desiree in 7th?

Yeah! And she got an abortion too!

Poor girl.

Oh nah don’t worry, she got ran through by all the 8th graders here too at knotts, she knew damn well the gravity of her decision. Not even a school thot, a fucking middle school thot.
by Gay pussy eater October 25, 2023
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Middle School

A hell that is for 2-3 years. Said it is better in an Urban and Suburban area that Rural places.
The popular kids are dumb scumbags who dress like they walked out of a porno and the unpopular kids are overweight and wear glasses.

It should be noted all history teachers are alcoholics that put on a PragerU Kids video in the Fucking 8th grade. The gym teachers are molesting the popular kids and the Math Teacher is depressed as she watches local scumbag masterbate to a photo of her.

Don’t worry, this will only happen when the school makes you eat expired food because they’re too broke to afford good food, but can afford a dance.
Do you remember me from Middle School? 7th grade 3rd period English?
Yes! I underwent years of therapy to forget all of it!
by Bella the princess November 2, 2023
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Middle school

Where kids think they’re grown for learning how babies are made
Middle school child: I know how babies are made
Underpaid staff: 😐
by My Dad left for an anime girl December 19, 2023
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