Mike Dirnt

The bassist of Green Day. Sexy. Hung.

Proof that there is perfection in this world.

Mike Dirnt by B.J. February 9, 2005

Mike Bibby 

a point guard on the Atlanta Hawks who has lost all ability to play decent basketball. Examples of his shortcomings are: not being strong enough to make a three, not being able to play any form of defense, and taking up six million dollars a year in team salaries. However, he is able to perform useless skills like alley-oop passing exceedingly well.

Mike Bibby also is unable to speak a form of english that people can understand.

Commentator 1: "...and Mike Bibby pulls up for the three and lets fire.....Airball."
Commentator 2: "Mike Bibby is really not performing well today, he's 0-6 from the field."
Commentator 1: "Hey, at least he can make some alley-oop passes."

Post-Game Interview with Mike Bibby:
Interviewer: "So Mike, what do you think of your four points in today's game against the magic?"
Bibby: "I be thinki' dat mah alley-oop passin' id good"
Interviewer: "What?!?"

Mike Bibby by #1 mike bibby fan May 2, 2010

Mike Peer from MP 

whore bag is a hot mess and has a lil brother

Yo mike peer from MP up in here

Mike Peer from MP by Dan Druff October 25, 2006

mike jones 

rapper with some talent, but can say his own name 300 times per minute

mike jones!! who? mike jones!

mike jones by nig00h May 16, 2006

Mike Tyson

This term is used in English 8 ball pool where the last ball to be potted is the black. The term describes a particularly tough black.

Person 1: Looks like John's won this game.
Person 2: Yeah but he's got to pot that Mike Tyson first.

Mike Tyson by Ben Gee July 15, 2007

Mike Bergavin 

A Famous Volleyball player. Played for Delta for 5 years and retired. Voted team captain his 5th year

I played volleyball with Mike Bergavin. All we did was set him, he was so pro

Stop setting me! set Mike, hell own it up!

Mike Bergavin by Omar Lasri December 9, 2008

mike weitzel 

a hot brazilian guy who happens to be extremely stupid, but remarkably charming.
A Weitzel is a player and a man ho, but girls are still head over heels for him

"damn, did you see mike weitzel today?"
"fuck yeah he was lookin' fineee"
"why yes. his geougeous tan skin makes me hott"
"yeah i wanna fuck him"

mike weitzel by JTjonas January 18, 2009