Mexican it

To fit 6 or more people in a car that fits 5 or to put people in the back of a pickup truck so everyone can ride

"i dont think we'll all fit"
"it's ok, we'll mexican it"

by nick sb October 18, 2006

Mexican Bar Mitzvah

When you hook up with a girl who has both braces and a mustache.

Last time I went to Club Med, I couldn't find any hot chicks at all. I was forced to have a Mexican Bar Mitzvah with one of 'em and wound up with a serious rash on my face.

by Grinhazenbl January 20, 2011

poor mexican lunch

School lunch. This term was developed because only poor mexicans are seen eating lunch served in school cafeterias.

First foo: "Dude what are you having for lunch?"

Second foo: "I'm having poor mexican lunch today"

First foo: "Aw dude gay, that sucks."

by spencomaniac January 1, 2010

Mexican Cat Whistle

A mexican Cat Whistle is when a man blows a large amount of air into a woman's vagina, then inserts his penis promptly before the ensuing monster quif.

Wow, last night I gave Stacy a mexican cat whistle that lasted for thirty seconds. I hope that shit isn't permanent.

by Very wise Man February 27, 2011

Mexican Moustache

When you blow your load on a girls face, then either using your own or preferably her pubs to put on her upper lip. When no pubic hair is available use ass hair. It then resembles a mexican moustache, no offence to mexicans. ;)

Dude: "Oh yeah, I'm gonna come"

- commences facial

Broad: "Oh yeah I love it"

Dude: rips her ass hair out and puts on her lip

Broad: "Owww!!! What the fuck?!?!"

Dude: "Mexican Moustache Bitch!!!"

by CanadianBlowjobsRule June 20, 2009

mexican sugar dance

Where a person in mexico dig up a body, use electricity to make it move, and have sex with it

"Wanna join us for our Mexican sugar dance?"
"No you fucking psycho, I'd rather get a cleveland steamer from your mom."

"Gross."

by GetGotMan April 8, 2018

Mexican Standoff

A phrase used by sports announcers to describe a tie or draw game. Use of the term has declined in recent years probably because it is perceived as being politically incorrect and also because the rules of some sports have been modified to reduce or eliminate ties or draws.

How appropriate that the World Cup opener between South Africa and Mexico ended in a Mexican Standoff.

by fetmeister June 13, 2010