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megan

a stoopid bitch. she an ugly bitch, she a mean bitch, she a retarded bitch. everyone hates her.
ew i hate megan
by tableside guacamolaaayyy October 29, 2019
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Megan

Megan is a bitch
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Patricia:omg is that Megan

Tommy:yea she a bitch
by Immabuffbaby October 30, 2019
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Megan

She is bossy, moody and a brat. She’s funny as heck though! When she is sent somewhere to be sensible, she will be. Well, for a while. Then she’d start to join in and do all crazy things that kids do. She’s a clean freak, but always too lazy to do anything.
Megan! Why didn’t you clean your room?!?!?!
by .ello.there.my.friend. October 31, 2019
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Megan

A nice kind and funny girl who hates when people say “May-gin” She is a smart and is a over all good person. Did I mention she is a hottie! ❤️🤤❤️
Friend: “Yo, you see miss,hottie
Me: “yeah, you mean Megan!”
by Doggzzzz November 1, 2019
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Megan

A girls name. She can be shy, or brave. Confused, confident, or sly. Is half of the time right. Loves candy and junk food. Is usually very pretty and cute. Born in December or Spring. Doesn't think highly of herself but others. A nice girl, can be a troublemaker sometimes but won't do physical actions. She's smart, good at math. Okay with reading, not retelling. Friends usually support her and fight others who try to create drama with her. She might like kpop music and some english rap.
If you have a friend with that name, never backstab her, she won't let karma get you because she is the definition of karma. (btw this all maybe not be you...)
Person: Hey, I think Megan is kind of cute..
Friend: okay i finna tell her.
Person: nig-
by blueberrifs November 2, 2019
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megan and emerson

the sweetest couple to ever be. Both have liked each other for ages and will always be there for each other.

Megan and Emerson. AKA the perfect pair.
you: who are they?
me: megan and emerson
you: awww, they are so cute together
me: ikr!
by unknown...42 December 4, 2020
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Megan

The special one. No one will ever understand what the hell goes through her head but at the end of the day don’t bother questioning it. She will fight like hell for you but the moment you betray her trust you will be sorry. Always follow Megan’s advice she has been through the ringer but is always right, again don’t question it.

The will do the most embarrassing thing in front of strangers but will become shy as a puppy if she is uncomfortable. She will be shy around people at school but a psychopath, high on water with her friends. She can chug a bottle of vodka and not be drunk but will still only have 1 shot when out of the house.

She will never bother with short term relationships but is like a puppy. Play with it feed it, walk it and sleep and she will be happy. DO NOT LEAVE HER ON READ. She will question her life purpose if you don’t pick up the phone.

She will never admit she is pretty. Nor does she think it because she will always know she could be better but is a 1 in a million.

Friendly reminder don’t mess with Megan because she will make you pay.
“Megan oh I heard of her isn’t she that weird kid” - random person
Screams “The queen has arrived” as she walks in -Megan
by Jane_kaffie December 4, 2020
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