megan

a bitch who is obsessed with this one long haired loser from chinese band called cat and dog

megan: is that gyu???

“friends”: not that ugly b again

by winwin.ent November 22, 2021

Megan

Megan is a salty little b, shes gonna be nice if u get on her bad side she'll just ignore you like she always does no shade to all you megans theres some megans that r like that and they act like shi tbh there so annoying and dumb they are the worst anyways some megans are rlly NICE HELPFUL N COOL but some r just dumb to the level

MEGANBNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
megan:SClIEbcgE*

by youwouldneverwannameetme July 13, 2019

Dirty Megan

When you Uber your date home after she gets so drunk she starts freestyle rapping about the sex you haven’t had yet.

I lost my boner the minute she started acting like a dirty Megan.

by Juicy F.S. August 23, 2024

Megan

A person who is secretly megamind but has a bigger heart then forehead, they're amazing in every way and put others before themselves, they stand up for you when you can't stand up for yourself and they show you things you wouldn't be able to seek on your own

Person1: have you seen Megan?

Person2: yeah! They went that way
Person1: thanks!

by I_seriously_need_a_life February 20, 2023

Megan

An absolutely phycho ex girlfriend who is so hung up in her boyfriend that she tied him up in her basement.

I don’t wanna be a phycho like Megan

by Sadie——- November 10, 2020

Megan

Red headed biatch who has major daddy issues so she hates men. Typically obsessed with creepy ass shit like horror films or paranormal stuff. Definitely emo or gothic.

Fucking Megan, what a bitch.

by Uknowimrightbitch June 16, 2021

megan crampton

A very wierd but fruity girl. (Normally hornyish

"Omg, you are acting like megan crampton today!"

by Klxvxr.xd January 25, 2022