Martina

Funniest, craziest, and most goofy girl you will ever meet. Her curly hair and giant boobs will make you fall in love almost immediately. Her body is incredibly fit and her 6 pack will definitely make you pop a boner. And if you're lucky enough to sack her, she has amazing talent in the bed and can go forever. Her personality is like none other and when you take your gaze off her chest you'll see that her beauty is just as good.

Carlos: Dude, that Martina is so fine. What a rockin' body!
Nick: Man I know, I can't stop looking at her boobs.
Carlos: That Martina gives me such a hard on.

by cancansmelike March 7, 2014

Martin

1. To trip and fall for no reason

"whoa! I almost martined down those steps!"
"When I try to run I always martin."

by Lilly White Moreno Valley November 21, 2005

martin

all time show on tv with martin lawrence.

son you ever see the show martin its fucking to funny.

by gutta 07 June 28, 2007

Billy Martin

Awsome guitar player. plays in the band good charlotte. gorgous. nice body. co- wrote two songs on their new album cronicles of life and death. has his own PRS guitar (SE billy martin model) lots of tattos. loves nightmare before christmas. creator of level 27.

Way to gorgous for words.

by Samantha Michelle July 10, 2005

melanie martinez

an amazing person who sings about really deep things. also my favorite artist. a bitch named timothy heller accused her of rape but it was a fake accusation for clout. watch k-12 you cowards

"omg i loved k-12! what an amazing movie! melanie martinez is so cool i love her"

by STREAM FANCY BY TWICE September 10, 2019

Martinnotes

1. A person too lazy and/or stupid to read.
2. A person that cannot correctly form sentences in English.
3. A person that grows hair directly underneath the eyes.
4. A person whose literacy is dubious.
5. A person that cannot spell or pronounce even simple words.
6. A person that believes Iraq is in Africa.
7. Nipple.

Man, that kid is so dump he watched the movie The Exorcist to prepare for a test on the book The Eye of the Needle!

by Kylan May 8, 2005

A Martin

When white streaks of deoderant are all over your shirt

Mikey came in the room, doing a martin, like he doesn't even own a mirror.

by Waffle Inc. July 27, 2009