Mouse Pussy

A small, tight vagina (pussy)

"I tried to fuck last night, but it wouldn't go in!"

"Why?"

"She had a mouse pussy"

by SweetCookieCake August 14, 2019

Mouse

A small toy that you can stick your dick in.

Dude 1"Dude, I found this mouse, what do I do with it?"
Dude 2"Dude, you stick your dick in it."
Dude 1"Wouldn't that kill..."
Dude 2"STICK YOUR DICK IN IT!"

by Plunger Lover August 28, 2019

mouse

usually has big as fuck eyes, and is an annoying little shit who is constantly around you and never goes away.

holy shit, get the mouse away from me.
why is she such a mouse.

by Ksbdvrjeoek122 May 15, 2018

Mouse clouds

failure to release a large amount of smoke after taking a hit of weed.

Breshaun and Pat think they blow big smoke but actually they blow tiny little mouse clouds

by big big smoke May 23, 2018

Mouse in my van

When a normal size guy let’s a small homosexual man insert his penis into his anus.

Joe: Last night I had this sweet little mouse in my van.

Adie: How was it?

Joe: Well I barely felt him.

by Bottom of the Bottle January 11, 2018

Click on the mouse

Have sex

Yo are you going to click on the mouse

by Michi F. May 2, 2018

Mickey Mouse

When you surgically get a third ball attached to your ball sack to look like “Mickey Mouse” and go at it doggy style while laughing like Mickey Mouse.

Dude, just got surgery! Want to “Mickey Mouse”. Later?

by Mickey moose January 6, 2020