Megan

Megan's are very interesting humans. Megans tend to constantly go back to their 6th grade bf. Megans are the type of girl to buy a light up dinosaur lamp on amazon. Megans are shy at first, but turn into the spawn of the devil after you get to know them. A Megan will always beat a bitch up for you, but not for herself. Megan has anger issues. Megans love honey mustard and annie's white cheddar mac and cheese.

Is that honey mustard?
Yea... Megan must be around here somewhere.

by alitabattleangel November 22, 2021

Megan

I'm looking for a man in finance
Trust fund, 6'5", blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5", blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5", blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5"

Hi, my name is Megan and all I’m looking for is…

by Gerber_Babiee July 16, 2024

Megan

A beautiful girl who's perfect in every way not only is she smart and talented but unseat with shawn mended she has a hard life burly rarely expresses sadness and fore that she's perfect

A Megan can railyard be spotted will this one any way he brush I end MX

by Madistoker44666 January 1, 2019

Megan

One magical day a Megan was born. One day, her prince will come. Until then she will dedicate her time to relentlessly shagging PPE students. A Megan can't help but enjoy making all the men she meets feel like they have tiny willies. It's not exactly a jam jar down there, but...

Male sexual partner: Wow, Megan, your vagina's massive!
Megan: No, you just have a tiny willy.

by Meloner June 18, 2019

Megan

The biggest whore you’ll ever meet. She likes going for the younger men. She also loves talking shit on everyone even her roomies. Never trust a Megan.

Guy one: Did you hear that I hooked up with Megan the other day?
Guy two: No way! Same.

by Lolskskskandioop March 6, 2024

Megan harris

Stay away . A megan harris will destroy you .. eat your remains … simmer your soul on a stove … then try to feed your lifeless remains back to you . If a megan harris is ever connected to a nichole . Run !

Oh look here’s ma megan harris . Did you feel the air get colder around you ?

by Twentytwo November 22, 2021

Megan

A tall, funny sometimes posh girl. When she likes something, she really likes it. Usually, found sitting alone a school but if you get to know her she’s amazing.

Aye! U seen that bitch Megan!?
Yeh she funny man!

Nah she don’t speak

Talk to her and she will tickle your pickle!

by Definitions !!!!! December 2, 2019