chew locked

When your jaw hurts from eating too much. Usually due to mad munchies.

Dude I got chew locked last night at the buffet hard.

by Dabtillitslit December 12, 2016

wood locked

When you get a boner at your desk and cannot get up.

I totally got wood locked after looking at naked pics of your mom.

by Medfordscum January 31, 2017

Cold Locked

A state of being, cold hearted & locked away from feeling

The girl left him cold locked when she left and took his spirits with her 🎶

by Cheech17 March 1, 2017

ham locker

A small, confined, crowded, often smelly place.

It was me and 8 guys in a ham locker, playing cards.

by plantguy March 19, 2017

liqure locked

when you are so drunk you cant stand or are falling over and cant hold yourself up.

Dude dernis was liqure locked last night

by phia sold April 10, 2017

Lawn Locked

Completely surrounded by suburbs.

Shit man yous lawn locked.

by Justpickoneman July 10, 2017

waffle locker

Another word for a vagina

1: Does my waffle locker look funny to you?

by cutmybumcheeks October 26, 2017