Lincoln Stretch

When a man gets a handjob from someone dressed as Abraham Lincoln.

" Danny gave me one hell of a Lincoln Stretch the other day".

by BukakeJones April 6, 2017

lindow wicker

The opposite of a window licker. Intelligent, smart,witty.

Anthony definitely isn't a lindow wicker.

by You already know me May 21, 2017

Lino Dino

A generalised pornstar name for anyone named Linus.

Lino Dino was having a great time last night.

by LinoDino August 18, 2017

Lincoln

1. A name made popular by the late Abraham Lincoln 2. A violent sex move in which a woman forces her partner's head into either her vagina or her asshole, and leaves them to choke until they are out cold. The move has been made illegal by authorities worldwide, however, there are still numerous, illegal practises of the move deep underground and there has been known to be an online black market for the sex tapes bought mainly by horny fetishists.

The man gulped for air as the woman savagely forced his head into her gaping vagina, never had she been so excited to participate in the Lincoln before.

by SummerRat October 7, 2017

Linconling

The small moment in time where you get extremely excited over something but don't know what you're excited over

Oh man I just had a crazy linconling

by Thicc Manz September 26, 2017

Linoleum

A surface material used for floors. Mostly used for bathrooms and kitchens

The carpenter said, "You should probably use linoleum for your bathroom floor."

by done............... May 4, 2018

Lineopecia

When you beard trim and the trimmer length slips causing an awkward bald line, Lineopecia.

Misses: *shock* What's up with your beard? You have a bald line?
Me: Yep, my bloody beard trimmer length slider slipped so I have Lineopecia!
Both: *Laughs out loud*

by eth4net June 9, 2018