A particularly frumpy, average-looking Irish woman in her 30s or 40s. Usually has a fondness for wearing faded t-shirts featuring logos of bygone music festivals, ill-fitting boot-cut jeans and hoodies. Tends to drink pints of Guinness and eat copious amounts of processed pork products. Alongside the staple music of choice, The Saw Doctors, the typical socks lesbian also listens to middle-of-the-road music such as Coldplay, Ed Sheeran, The Eagles etc.
Tom: Jesus! There's a serious smell of ham and Guinness farts in here!
Gerry: Yeah, sure the Saw Doctors are playing tonight. The place is full of socks lesbians!
A lesbian who, while identifying as a lesbian, has one or more baby daddys. They also tend to go hookup with men after break ups. They refuse to identify as bisexual. Common around the city of Milwaukee, WI
Adam: Did you hear Ally and Lexi broke up?
Jake: Yeah! Lexi decided to be a MilwaukeeLesbian and hookup with Ally's male cousin this weekend!