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National give a guy your left sock day

It is on December 3rd it’s when you give a guy your left sock that you are wearing
On National give a guy your left sock day you you give a guy your left sock
by Smoothking October 20, 2020
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Took all your Jenga Blocks and left

When someone you trust uses their close personal connection to you (and their quick wit and resourcefulness) to deprive you of the few remaining items that bring you joy and dip.
Her: She took all your Jenga Blocks and left!
You: Oh, c'mon, it was just my chromebook and all of my friends, forever! haha!
by justspitballing February 17, 2023
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it's smack in the middle of her left butt cheek

A line spoken by impa from the legend of Zelda breath of the wild. Not much to say here.
Link: Where is your birthmark

Paya: U-Uhhh

Impa: it's smack in the middle of her left butt cheek
by Mistyman6 March 28, 2023
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left on open

Snapchat: DO NOT KEEP SENDING MASSAES CLEARLY THE PERSON SAW IT AND IS IGNORING YOU DOESNT MEAN "try again" !!!
"Damn she left me on open again."

*sends an other snap*

"You stay leaving me on open"

*girl replies*
"And you going to be left on open dont try again"
by YesThisIsHowGirlsFeel November 25, 2016
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leetspeak

To speak/type in a language composed where the letters are replaced with symbols or numbers, often accompanied by random and/or dliberate misspellings.
English: Peter waters the lawn.
Leetspeak: P4t4r \/\/3+3r5 t3h l3\/\/n!!
by amrik August 7, 2003
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eyes left!

During standard military formation, when the battalion marches past the Colors, the Battalion Commander and other dignitaries, the platoon leader orders his platoon "Eyes Right!"

This command is to order the platoon to look towards the the Colors and Battalion Commander as they march past.

Along with the Battalion Commander, several dignitaries may also be present with him. These dignitaries may include heads of state, congressmen and even the President.

Since many people are disappointed with Obama, including the Armed Forces, this "inside joke" has a strong foundation. The "inside joke" is to command "Eyes Left!" so that the platoon looks away from Obama instead of towards him.

This offense is punishable in a military court, so the order will never be heard nor followed. But in secrecy, in the military bases, in the bars outside of the bases, and at the homes of fellow men, "Eyes Left" means that you are upset with the way Obama is running the country.
Military Man 1: So what do you think about Obama?

Military Man 2: Eyes Left!
by cityguychicago August 28, 2009
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left-handed football bat

Someone or something rather odd or f'd up you might say. A person who ate a few too many retard sandwiches.
by Jebus January 27, 2005
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