Lasterday

Lasterday is any day prior to yesterday.

We went to the movies lasterday.

by Mr.0rang3 December 24, 2021

Last Nut

Last nut is as an anonymous game of truth or dare created by 7 people, as well as (1) asian and (1) temperamental midget
Questions must be written on toilet paper for validity and reliability
Each participants' Last Nut must be announced or else

Example of Last Nut dare on TP: "Take off 12 layers" or truth: "When was the last time you sharted in public?"

by dinglemyberry May 20, 2023

Last breath phase 3

Sans gets possessed by gaster making him a force to be reckoned with.

Last breath phase 3 is a powerfull AU

by Imthehamman May 30, 2023

Effective Last Friday

Term used to refer to someone who has been fired from their job.

Person 1: Where's Ed? I haven't seen him.
Person 2: Oh, you didn't hear? He's an Effective Last Friday.

Person 1: Bummer.

by Bill Tompkins September 11, 2010

every-lasting knobb gobber

a female or male that enjoys giving oral sex just a little too much

Female1: my boyfriend loves when i go down on him but never does it for me
Female2: so what please your man girl
Female1: but it makes me feel like an every-lasting knobb gobber

by K1D November 27, 2012

first last

Any action that after first time it will be your last.

Yo that night with Heather was super first last.

by Asheknuckles September 23, 2013

Mormon Last Call

When you are a Mormon, and you aren't married by the age of 25, your standards tend to become more lax. This phenomenon is not unlike that of a bar at closing time. LDS men and women who would not otherwise have any particular mutual attraction or interest wind up together because, within this community, if you are not married by the time you are 30, you will be a spinster / bachelor for life. To an outsider, this arrangement may seem like a cruel fate, but it bears reminding that in the Mormon religion, the sealing is an important step to gaining eternal life. In Matthew 16:19, Jesus said “And I will give unto thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven”

A mormon couple's non-mormon friends are talking about them across the room.

Non-mormon man: "What's the deal with those two? They don't seem to fit as a couple."
Non-mormon woman: "Dude, they met at Mormon Last Call."

by jsizzle82 July 12, 2014