Kirking

Verb
When someone with a penis has intercourse with the hole in an ex-smokers neck.

Guy 1: "This old lady I did last night was into me kirking her smoking hole in her neck."
Guy 2: "What?"

by Dazey103 January 10, 2026

Kirked

Verb: When someone is killed/assassinated for their standing on a subject; whether that be politically or otherwise, while being majorly politically based.

"Charlie Kirk was Kirked live on stage at a college campus."
"You're gonna get Kirked because of that!"
"Damn, he just got Kirked."

by PotatoBro0 January 21, 2026

Kirkstyle

A long-distance cumshot onto the side of the neck, ideally in a public place.

The liberals did him kirkstyle at the debate.

by CE054 January 24, 2026

Kirkjob

It's like a bukkake but instead of the face it's the neck.

"Yo did you hear there's a video of Eevee getting a Kirkjob"

by MMTpinkishshy January 26, 2026

captain kirking

to use a numerous amount of ellipses in a sentence or sentences when responding to someone via text and capitalizing entire words for unnecessary emphasis

Sender of message: I... would LIKE to get to know you... if you're interested... please MESSAGE me...if you want...thanks...
Recipient of message: Wow - really captain kirking this aren't you.

by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 13, 2015

vivian kirkendall

She is so fine! And very thick.eveyone loves her and she is the best person ever she likes a hot boy j&a”c/k:son

Vivian kirkendall is so hot

by Thickkyy101 November 23, 2017

get kirked

Getting fucked up at a musical theatre prom. And that’s getting fucked up in any way you can imagine.

Me: Goddamn, we’ll get kirked tonight, man
Adam: Hell yeah we will

by BlockBoi67 May 28, 2018