low-key hard

When something is very bad-ass, but in a low-key manner.

Bro, that wallet is low-key hard....

by Lowkeyfrancis November 22, 2020

Making sticky keys

When you look at porn for so long that all the keys are sticky to the touch.

"My palms keep getting stuck to the spacebar. Chuck must have been making sticky keys last night."

by Rudolf Hailey September 10, 2011

any key now

Imaginary key on a typical PC keyboard programs often ask you to click.

"Imaging complete press any key now"

"To continue press any key now"

by Bear$4it$ October 4, 2016

Off key bro

It’s just something that ain’t right. It don’t feel good it’s just totally off key man

Oh no that was off key bro

by Moechella November 22, 2021

Key West Chowder

The result of a man experiencing a severe hangover masturbating and proceeds to ejaculate and vomit simultaneously

I think that’s Key West Chowder

by Nino80stud May 31, 2018

tickle my keys

Playing piano with swag

Can u tickle my keys?!

by Alez2003 December 7, 2017

Mr. Spare Key

A nickname for Wolverhampton Wanderers winger Adama Traoré. The meaning of the nickname is that he has a spare key to your home, which he uses to enter said home and fuck your wife while you’re not around.

Man: Honey, I just checked the security cameras… who is that in our driveway?

Wife: What are you talking about?

Man: *notices SPRKEY license plate*
Oh god *chokes back vomit* not Mr. Spare Key

by 99 Oreos January 10, 2022