jizz-freak

Any gender of person who craves jizz. One who is addicted to jizz and must bath in it many times daily, causing convulsions of carnal joy.

Look at that jizz-freak twitch like Katherin Hepburn

by Jizz Master July 29, 2005

jizz bag

(slang) A condom or anthing that sheaths the penis for the purpose of retaining semen.

Always wear your jizz bag because you don't know where some of those girls have been

by JamesPeach August 12, 2004

jizz face

A facial expression that mirrors that of a male that has just ejaculated. The expression will undoubtedly be one of simultaneous euphoria and relief.

They should've picked a different cover for that magazine because that dude was sporting his jizz face.

by word2k9 July 11, 2009

jizz hole

a woman's mouth who sucks alot of dick. also know as a cum hole, cum receoticle, sperm hole, oral cavity, the bottomless pit, and cake hole.

Jill talks to much. So Jack to her;"shut your jizz hole bitch".

by robertcurran December 2, 2007

jizz farmer

1. one who harvests jizz from multiple sources including animals and people in order to bottle it for a profit by selling it to sperm banks

look at that bastard gary he wanked of that horse for three hours, i bet hes got so much jizz hes a jizzilliannare, what a jizz farmer

by luron November 4, 2008

Jizz

Semen.

On seeing Bella, Edward jizzed his pants.

by Miss Lulz July 5, 2009

jizz day

any birthday after a man's twenty first birthday

Mike: Dude, we have to get a cake for Brady's twenty second birthday.
Rusty: Oh, shit! It's Brady's Jizz Day?! Let's whip some shitties behind cumbys!

by nchcky19 January 20, 2009