Circle Jerk

When men stand around in a circle, and jack off onto a cookie, and the last one to cum on it has to eat it.

hahahahah Jon u jizzed last, eat that shit MOFO

by Trevor dear December 13, 2003

Alabama Jerk

When a close family relative assists in the performance of a Dutch Rudder.

I love going home for the holidays, I can always count on Mom for an Alabama Jerk.

by Joe Blow1 December 13, 2013

Jerk Blossom

A mix between a shmohawk and a no talent ass clown, a putz who falls asleep at the dinner table and can't remember the names of his own family members; a gay blade with yellow teeth and a jew-fro

Tell that jerk blossom he can't ride his bike over to my house, because he's a jerk blossom

by Sew Ugh January 13, 2009

jerk-out

Jerking-off to flush out sexual thoughts about a particular person

"Stop thinking about your ex-girlfriend. Take 5 min and jerk-out the girl man!"

by bob_slocum July 10, 2017

Jungle Jerk

The partaking of masturbation when in a Jungle environment.

Can't wait to get to the Amazon so I can get my Jungle Jerk on

by JungleJerk August 13, 2011

Jerk Tard

A stuck up teen who listens to New Boys, and starts jerking at random moments

That Jason is such a Jerk Tard!!!

by 91EMC June 13, 2010

jerk nugget

sperm, dick wad, bully, mean individual, or dummy

You are such a jerk nugget for acting so mean.

by layer cake September 26, 2008