Jeff

The guy who ALWAYS takes a dump at work, he may even describe it to you. Will repeatedly tell the same joke "I just got paid to take a shit!"

Man, I gotta take a Jeff!

Have you seen the boss? He's been Jeffing all morning.

by JrPw November 6, 2010

Jeff Foxworthy

one of the best comedians out there today. Anyone who thinks differently can just bite me!

If your wife tells you "Move this transmission so I can take a bath!" you might be a redneck.

by Tiff April 23, 2005

Jeff Lewis

A very specific photobomb where you pose sitting next to a sleeping person at an airport

"See that guy sleeping on the bench over there? Take my picture, I'm going to Jeff Lewis him"

by GoddessS May 25, 2013

Jeff

Jeff was a little devil as a baby, then became Mr Perfect in mid-life, he will leave us as our guardian angel.

--I never knew that This was the Jeff next door
--My house is so clean, it is so Jeff

by Stephinamerica May 31, 2016

Jeff Session

When a bunch of white guys jerk off together while watching cuck porn.

Hey, we're gonna have a Jeff Session tonight...can you and Chad bring a rack of Coors Light and some lube?

by Little Ochie May 7, 2018

jeffy

a stupid puppet that literally cusses in every sentence and somehow its meant for kids.

jeffy: *cussing like a biker*
me: "why is this popular?"

by ur mom at ur moms house August 11, 2019

wet jefferson

sticking your fore finger or other fingers into our mouth and getting them wet and then sliding them through another individuals toes

Nate gave Ross a Wet Jefferson while in the parking lot a Muchies

by Seth Bauserman October 1, 2006